Thursday, February 02, 2006

Jack Bauer vs. Mr. Eko

This is funny.

Jack Bauer vs. Mr. Eko

Jack Bauer: '24'
Age: late thirties
Nationality: American
Occupation: Secret Agent/Roughneck
Current Season Death Count: 9 (weapons: gun, bomb, surgical scissors)
Strengths: Firearms (not allowed in Fight Club), torture, blowing sh*t up with his cell phone, resourceful
Weaknesses: Possibly powerless without his cell phone
Curious Detail: Once Addicted to Heroin

Mr. Eko: 'Lost'
Age: late thirties
Nationality: Nigerian
Occupation: Ganglord/Priest
Current Season Death Count: 3 (weapons: bare-hands)
Strengths: Blunt instruments, physical strength, years of experience as Nigerian drug-gang enforcer
Weaknesses: Gets sulky after a killing
Curious Detail: Once Supplier of Heroin

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