The Montreal Canadiens have adopted Expo refugee-mascot Youppi.
(Yes, I know there is supposed to be an exclamation point at the end of his name. Screw that. No one I know has an exclamation point in their name. I'm not going to make an exception for this orange beast.)
The decision by the Canadiens to adopt a mascot is crazy nonsense. The New York Yankees don't have a mascot. They don't need one. Neither do the Canadiens.
I can't wait until Youppi blocks the view of spectators during a good hit or exciting goal. He'll be lynched.